write it like disaster

porcelainnpines:

putrid air

sl-an:

This was my barbenheimer

characterlimit:

thinking about Pokémon Go Summer (again) and how it likely blew up so much because adults finally had an excuse to Go Outside And Play in a way that met them where they are. Like, over time the ever-present threat of public humiliation/being filmed for some bastard’s TikTok has done such a number on folk that some can’t just relax and goof around and express themselves anymore, limiting their outdoor play to organised sports or maybe a yearly game of Frisbee In The Park. But to have an excuse to be playing outside on your phone? Something literally everyone is doing all the time? With a globally recognisable and easily accessible media property? Having a reason to be curious and explore your local surroundings, and talk to strangers in your environment, even if that reason is something as trivial as “there’s a Dragonite over there”? Inspired. World-changing. Shame Niantic fucked it so hard

samuraifuckingfrog:

appalachiananarchist:

I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, “It was all such fun. I just had so much fun.” I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

blueberry-pie-moved:

blueberry-pie:

i’m a body in a lake and i need to be pulled out and dressed in warm clothes again

(Richard Siken)

warriornunnery:

stuckinnet:

dappergamelord:

suiheisen:

i watch baseball for the side quests

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

crankyteapot:

today i found about the brown noddy, which is a seabird that looks like this:

and has the latin name Anous stolidus, which means “stupid idiot”

bugbart:

💜🖤❤️